Cyclists in any big city are a nuisance to automobile drivers. Cyclists in LA are literally asking to die. Do you think we see you over there on the edge of the lane until we’re almost running you over? We do not! Especially not at night. It’s not safe for y’all to be out inContinue reading “Cyclists”
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Inflation
Who can afford to live well these days on this floating space rock?! In THIS economy? Anyone? Bueller? Prezzie Biden, Turtle McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Grandpa Bernie—can y’all please have a meeting of the geriatric minds and find a way to FIX this inflation situation? Y’all can’t keep raising these prices on us without paying usContinue reading “Inflation”
Headshots
There is nothing more excruciating for actors than getting headshots done. I’m sure the model slash actors of the world don’t mind them much but for actors who don’t regularly smolder and smize into a still camera lens we HATE IT. Because there is too much PRESSURE. Our headshots are our calling card, the thingContinue reading “Headshots”
App Dating
This ain’t it, y’all. This aaaaaaaain’t it. Online shopping for people to love like that’s a fucking normal thing to do?! What in the dystopian, Black Mirror, kind of society are we creating?! I know this isn’t, like, some new concept. But if you really stop and think about what we’re doing here, it’s incrediblyContinue reading “App Dating”
Hollywood And Highland
If you don’t live in LA and/or have never visited Hollywood and Highland (H&H) let me describe it for you… It’s the literal seventh ring of tourist hell. You have to duck and dodge through slow moving foreigners and screaming children under the heat of a thousand LA suns while aggressive men try to shoveContinue reading “Hollywood And Highland”
Bad Drivers
Driving in LA is not for the faint of heart. I had a roommate once who moved back to Chicago after only one year in LA because she was a slow driver and she was tired of being honked at. (Obviously she moved back for other reasons too, but that was the nail in theContinue reading “Bad Drivers”
Jury Duty
“Jury duty is a special privilege as an American citizen and member of the voting public.” NO THE FUCK IT’S NOT. Question: How does one get unregistered to vote? Asking for a friend. (Jk it’s for me.) I would rather not be able to vote than have to deal with the STRESS of jury duty. Continue reading “Jury Duty”
Abortion Rights
Let me give you a little background on where my street cred for this issue lies: I grew up in the dead ass center of the middle west of America in a very conservative, Catholic household. I reluctantly had to hear Fox News penetrating into my brain on the daily. I went to local pro-lifeContinue reading “Abortion Rights”
New Moms
Disclaimer before I offend the fuck out of all of my friends with babies: This is a very selfish post. Just FYI: I’m a selfish person. Which is why I don’t have any children, which requires you to be very UNselfish and ain’t nobody got time fo dat. I like to roll out of bedContinue reading “New Moms”
Organized Religion
Church represents two things for me: tradition and guilt. I went to Catholic mass every Sunday of my life until I moved away from home at eighteen. My family and I were there with bells and whistles on to hear the same stories from the same dusty, outdated book every week, even while dying fromContinue reading “Organized Religion”
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