App Dating

This ain’t it, y’all. This aaaaaaaain’t it. Online shopping for people to love like that’s a fucking normal thing to do?! What in the dystopian, Black Mirror, kind of society are we creating?! I know this isn’t, like, some new concept. But if you really stop and think about what we’re doing here, it’s incrediblyContinue reading “App Dating”

Hollywood And Highland

If you don’t live in LA and/or have never visited Hollywood and Highland (H&H) let me describe it for you… It’s the literal seventh ring of tourist hell. You have to duck and dodge through slow moving foreigners and screaming children under the heat of a thousand LA suns while aggressive men try to shoveContinue reading “Hollywood And Highland”

Organized Religion

Church represents two things for me: tradition and guilt.  I went to Catholic mass every Sunday of my life until I moved away from home at eighteen. My family and I were there with bells and whistles on to hear the same stories from the same dusty, outdated book every week, even while dying fromContinue reading “Organized Religion”

Vegas

Ohhhhhh, Vegas. The devil’s playground. Sin City. Where fear and loathing was born. The place where proclivities and addictions are front and center and accepted with open arms.  Everyone should visit Vegas once in their life. Just to see what all of the (undeserved) hype is about. But once is really all you need. Because…whatContinue reading “Vegas”

Conspiracy Theorists

I’m a natural investigator. In fact, I’ve had a burning desire to work for the FBI for the better part of a decade, but the easiest path inside the bureau is to be a cop first, which, Fuk Da Poleeeece. (Just kidding, thank you for your service. I’m just not cut out for a careerContinue reading “Conspiracy Theorists”

Cryptocurrency/NFTs

I’m trying to understand this bullshit I really am. And every time I try to understand it, I feel like my brain is broken. I fell down a rabbit hole the other day reading articles about crypto and NFTs and felt like I understood LESS than when I had started. Reading sentences like this fromContinue reading “Cryptocurrency/NFTs”

Erewhon (AIR-wahn)

Let’s get one thing straight: I FUCKING LOVE EREWHON. I shop there two to three times a week, spending at least sixty dollars for three to four items and then thank them for allowing me to be financially abused by their services. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t hate them just as much.  IfContinue reading “Erewhon (AIR-wahn)”

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