Inflation

Who can afford to live well these days on this floating space rock?! In THIS economy? Anyone? Bueller?  Prezzie Biden, Turtle McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Grandpa Bernie—can y’all please have a meeting of the geriatric minds and find a way to FIX this inflation situation? Y’all can’t keep raising these prices on us without paying usContinue reading “Inflation”

Hollywood And Highland

If you don’t live in LA and/or have never visited Hollywood and Highland (H&H) let me describe it for you… It’s the literal seventh ring of tourist hell. You have to duck and dodge through slow moving foreigners and screaming children under the heat of a thousand LA suns while aggressive men try to shoveContinue reading “Hollywood And Highland”

Organized Religion

Church represents two things for me: tradition and guilt.  I went to Catholic mass every Sunday of my life until I moved away from home at eighteen. My family and I were there with bells and whistles on to hear the same stories from the same dusty, outdated book every week, even while dying fromContinue reading “Organized Religion”

Vegas

Ohhhhhh, Vegas. The devil’s playground. Sin City. Where fear and loathing was born. The place where proclivities and addictions are front and center and accepted with open arms.  Everyone should visit Vegas once in their life. Just to see what all of the (undeserved) hype is about. But once is really all you need. Because…whatContinue reading “Vegas”

Conspiracy Theorists

I’m a natural investigator. In fact, I’ve had a burning desire to work for the FBI for the better part of a decade, but the easiest path inside the bureau is to be a cop first, which, Fuk Da Poleeeece. (Just kidding, thank you for your service. I’m just not cut out for a careerContinue reading “Conspiracy Theorists”

Cryptocurrency/NFTs

I’m trying to understand this bullshit I really am. And every time I try to understand it, I feel like my brain is broken. I fell down a rabbit hole the other day reading articles about crypto and NFTs and felt like I understood LESS than when I had started. Reading sentences like this fromContinue reading “Cryptocurrency/NFTs”

Melrose Avenue

I used to love Melrose Avenue. I thought it was quintessential LA vibes with all of the artsy graffiti and kitschy little boutique shops. Now I just think it’s dirty and trashy and full of too many tourists and influencers trying to get a picture in front of the goddamn pink wall at Paul Smith.Continue reading “Melrose Avenue”

Gen Z

Millennials are the elite generation, let’s get that out of the way right now. We grew up both with the internet and without, so we know what it’s like to have to dodge sexual predators in an online chat room as a pre-teen but we also remember what it was like to only be ableContinue reading “Gen Z”

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