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Shroom People

You know how I know when someone is really into mushrooms? THEY NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.  This is how people used to be about weed until they realized that no one who wasn’t also high 24/7 or selling it gives a shit about hearing about it. You wanna do drugs? Have at…

People Who Vape Indoors

The AUDACITY that people who chronically vape have I SWEAR will cause me to snap some day. Smoking your vape INSIDE? As if that smoke is not in ANY way bothering others in your direct vicinity and otherwise? And you KNOW very well that it’s against the law/rules and yet you do it anyway?? Way…

Famous Cheaters

This is probably not going to be about what you think it’s going to be about. I’m not going to go on a rant about cheaters themselves (plus, I already did that in my book, Find Me Somebody to Love, which you can buy on Amazon here LOLZ). This is about people who are so…


When I was a little girl, I was a narc-y little snatch with my brothers because I was immature and vengeful and wanted to see my sibs in trouble. I would scream, “MOMMMMMuhhhhhh” anytime I was mistreated, called a name, slapped, kicked, or made fun of. Which was…a lot.  As a fully grown human being…


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I’m actually a pretty nice, optimistic, fun person when I’m not ranting about every hot take that enters my brain. I’ve published a book about relationships called, “Find Me Somebody to Love” which you can find on Amazon. Thank you in advance for not cancelling me! xo

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